China PIPAFTCOFTSFACDOMAI

 

Public Communication from the People’s Republic of China

PROPOSAL FOR A PHOENIX ISLANDS PROTECTED AREA FOR THE COMMUNITY OF THE SHARED FUTURE AND COMMON DESTINY OF MANKIND AND I-KIRIBATI

The Chinese Government, having applauded the recent economic developments of our private sector on Kanton Island, is offering to the Kiribati Government a solution to the current imminent disaster of the ‘girlboss tide’ being caused by the Pacific El Nino Islands Submerging Effect.

The proposal is to create a protected area for humans, aptly titled the ‘Phoenix Islands Protected Area For The Community Of The Shared Future And Common Destiny Of Mankind And I-Kiribati’, or PIPAFTCOFTSFACDOMAI.

In doing so, a 9-dash incomplete polygon has been drawed to detail the action plan that is feasible to commence within 3 months of time. 

The action plan is as follows:

1. The development of sustainable housing infrastructure in place of current natural topological features

2. The construction of concrete platforms on all phoenix islands to withstand the maximum height of the girlboss tide

3. The dredging of nearby coral reefs and ocean floor to raise the height level of the phoenix islands to serve as foundation of the concrete platforms

4. The construction of housing facilities for relocation of the population for the duration of natural disaster

5. Due to the immediate nature of the impending disaster, an environmental impact assessment may not be conducted

The government of Kiribati, if they approve of this plan, may be able to employ this solution to allow their people to remain on their own territory and withstand the challenges brought on by the girlboss tide. 

The Chinese government awaits a response from the parliament of Kiribati.

(This English version is provided by the Communist Party of China Central Committee Institute of Party History and Literature.)